Thankful for Slayer

Stopped by one of Somers Point's finest watering hole's after work yesterday with Amy and Jeff for some lunch. One of the beautiful things about this establishment is the placement of a chalkboard in the men's room above the urinals. Is better way for intoxicated people to express themselves while relieving themselves? I wasn't drunk in the least, but saw the board could use some sprucing up. Most of the comments on the board where the usual racist fare about the Eagles needing a white quarterback, fire Andy Reid, etc., so I decided to remind everyone what they should truly be thankful for this thanksgiving: