Hairdresser on Fire

First off, I cannot take credit for this idea. Chaos did it a long time ago and a lot better than I did. If you want to check out his inspirational pictures, go here: The Many Faces of Chaos. My beard wasn't nearly as gnarly and Amy in Maryland so I had to take the pictures myself. Enough with the excuses...on with the show.

The Brawny meets Castaway: Has anyone seen my paper towels or Wilson?

The Alex Knost meets Billy Mays: Notice the gaps between the beard and the sideburns.

The Chinstrap: Yo, what time does Hatebreed go on? I own the pit!

The Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

The George Armstrong Custer: We're talkin' how many Injuns?

The Hogan: Has anyone seen my feathered boa? I am a real American.

The Tom Selleck: Call Gutenberg about that Three Men Part 3 script.


The Wimpy: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

The Minor Threat: I was carded for the first time in about 7 months after shaving.

Mind Ripper

A great photo gives you a lot to think about and this one certainly doesn't disappoint. For starters, who in their right mind would let me shave a smiley face in the back of their head? Secondly, the T-shirt: An ear of corn riding a stick of butter in a pool of butter? What is in that box next to the toilet? Why is there an ashtray on top of the toilet paper? Who are the gentlemen taped to the wall and what are they saying? While this photo may be strange, the confusion is breathtaking. Sadly, many of the answers to these questions are only known by the residents of Hillside 2A formerly the Beck A-Team.