Sitting around with a sharpie and a scrap of cardboard lead to this strange piece:
Things I saw while out in the water yesterday:
-2 guys riding fishes and dressed like it was the middle of winter, complete with hoods
-another guy wearing just a spring suit and getting blasted repeatedly by the shorebreak
-a plane flying a banner "will you marry me?" and a dude drop to his knee on the beach to propose to his girl.
This circus is just getting started.