One Day Goodbye will be Farewell

Welcome to Waverly, or what's left of it. Careful of the geotubes and have a nice day.
Now go fuck yourself.

Hairdresser on Fire

First off, I cannot take credit for this idea. Chaos did it a long time ago and a lot better than I did. If you want to check out his inspirational pictures, go here: The Many Faces of Chaos. My beard wasn't nearly as gnarly and Amy in Maryland so I had to take the pictures myself. Enough with the excuses...on with the show.

The Brawny meets Castaway: Has anyone seen my paper towels or Wilson?

The Alex Knost meets Billy Mays: Notice the gaps between the beard and the sideburns.

The Chinstrap: Yo, what time does Hatebreed go on? I own the pit!

The Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

The George Armstrong Custer: We're talkin' how many Injuns?

The Hogan: Has anyone seen my feathered boa? I am a real American.

The Tom Selleck: Call Gutenberg about that Three Men Part 3 script.


The Wimpy: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

The Minor Threat: I was carded for the first time in about 7 months after shaving.

We Ain't The Same

I can't say I'm a fan of flat brims, limited edition sneakers or Supreme gear, but I can't deny that I like what Cold World does. It is safe to say that this is my favorite remix of all time: